Dear ISBN978-4-529-04700-5,
I love you and hate you. Why did you come now? I ordered you like 2 months ago and you decide to show up on my doorstep right when I haven't a free minute to sew.
Don't you know how vulnerable I am right now to gorgeous book design? Are you trying to make me cry?
And why don't you have at least one sucky pattern. There's not one single 'pass' in your whole book.
And man, you look difficult! Why are you in Japanese?
And why oh why didn't my jr. high offer Japanese?
