A new model of the wee robot, WR-1138. Fully equipped with the latest technology. Impenetrable exterior made of felted wool sweater, state of the art control panel is beaded knitting, button on button eyes for superior vision and floppy i-cord arms with glass ball buttons for pincher gripping. Communications-wise his floral wire wrapped in metallic embroidery floss antennae picks up robot signals from around the world.
His first assignment: go out and be swapped for Japanese contraband.